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I finally have Assassins Creed icons. All is right with the world.

All are from

divisionsix .

That's a mighty fine pimp-coat you have there, Ezio.

lol! You know he's got a fine pimp hand too.

He inherited it from Altair.

I'd say yes but Maria was totally in charge of that relationship.

She wore the pants. Quite literally sometimes.

... Are the Assassin's pimp hands their hidden blades though? Cause that would be awesoooome.

Which is why Ezio is so awesome--he gets it from her.

It would also be very violent. How would the hos work with holes in their faces? Or dead?

No, no. Just pop the blade out and glare. They'll get it. Bitches ain't stupid.

But that's not a proper slap!

True. Maybe he just hits them with the bracer?

Wouldn't that leave a mark? Those things were very ornate-looking.

Maybe just lightly? Then again, this is Ezio and the only hitting I can see him doing is sex.

I'm assuming you mean of non-templar women? Because you know, assassin :P

XD Yes, of course. That's a given, bro.