St. Patrick's Day

[redconfession]

I think I hate St. Patrick's Day.  It has nothing to do with Irish pride anymore and it's apparently just another excuse for skank-ho's to look extra skank-ho-ish, and for people to drink.  I don't even mind the drinking part, but it's the blatant "OMG we can drink today!" thing.  What seriously makes drinking today different than drinking tomorrow (which you will also do), you stupid skank hos?  And if I see one more person in an "Irish" related shirt I'm going to punch someone.  Seriously, you assholes aren't Irish, you know nothing, and you will continue to know nothing.

This rant was spurred on by seeing every skank-ho in my school all dressed in their sluttiest green, but what really set me off is this skank-ho in front of me with a giant oversized leprauchan hat, a "get lucky I'm Irish" t-shirt, brown short-shorts, lime green fish-net stockings and camo ugg boots.  My eyes burned and my rage boiled over.