redconfession | Meme time

The "if I were" meme, stolen from

cjspooks

if i were a month, i'd be August
if i were a day of the week, i'd be Tuesday
if i were a time of the day, i'd be 11:11
if i were a planet, i'd be Saturn
if i were a sea animal, i'd be a Seahorse
if i were a direction, i'd be South
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be a Beanbag chair
if i were a liquid, i'd be water
if i were a tree, i'd be an apple tree
if i were a flower, i'd be a daisy
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be light wind
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be a horn
if i were a color, i'd be red
if i were an emotion, i'd be passion
if i were a fruit, i'd be an apple
if i were a sound, i'd be cheering
if i were an element, i'd be Wind
if i were a car, i'd be a Chevy
if i were a food, i'd be nerds
if i were a place, i'd be a dog park
if i were a taste, i'd be bitter
if i were a scent, i'd be vanilla
if i were an object, i'd be a comic book
if i were a body part, i'd be boobs
if i were an expression, i'd be giving the middle finger
if i were a song, i'd be the 90s batman theme