UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[redconfession]

WHY is this:

Even these kids are confused as to why they're canon

FUCKING CANON?!  This movie was terrible!  I only watch it for the lulz! I can barely read the damn comic book I'm so filled with nerd rage.

And moreover, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY VILLAINS!?  The kids in that movie weren't smart enough to figure out their whole damn life was a lie OR how to stop what they were out to fight.  I have serious doubts about their ability to take over the goddamn world.

I'm also having issues trying to figure out why only three of them (hawkeye's kid, cap's kid and pym's kid) appeared to have aged.  Thor's kid and black panther's kid look exactly the same.

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[nighthawkms.livejournal.com]

The Marvel Wiki says it's technically not confirmed 616 canon. At least I think it does... but yeah. WTF. The movie poster artwork looked fairly polished, but omg this is a screenshot of the actual movie? It looks like shit!

Art issues aside, It seems like a terrible idea to bring the kids into this unless they plan on pulling a major retcon or have a damn good explanation. Because hey, congrats Marvel, you've just established your canon for the next XX amount of years in one fell swoop!

[red_confession.livejournal.com]

You mean you didn't watch it with us when we watched it in Phil's room two years ago???

And yes, that's a screenshot, I capped it myself.

All I can say is I fucking hate time travel (yet I love Booster Gold, go figure), so that means that the future currently has nothing to do with the actual future of the marvel universe.

[isilrandir.livejournal.com]

I WAS SO MAD ABOUT THAT.

I bitched about it in the comments to an entry on my LJ, but I'll say it again. I don't want to read about fucking future brats, I want to read about the Avengers kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. It's just frustrating because the movie was lame and everyone thought it was lame and there's no reason to make these stupid kids canon.

[red_confession.livejournal.com]

I don't mind the kid arc as much as they used THAT movie. If they had made kid avengers that were evil it wouldn't be so bad, I don't think. Also, they shouldn't have made this the first arc of the heroic age--let them get together and do some crap first and THEN introduce the crappy kids.

[isilrandir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's my big bitch with it. This shouldn't have been the first arc for the new series. Maybe a few heroic shenanigans down the road, but first thing? Feh.

[red_confession.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* I guess Bendis saw the movie with his kid and really, REALLY liked it.

I just saw your icon. OMG I love it!

[isilrandir.livejournal.com]

HEE! I feel kind of terrible for having it, but omg it's so cute and mean. <3

[red_confession.livejournal.com]

And adorable. <3